How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
