Tank jokes

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

How do you confuse a fish?

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.

Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"