Tall People jokes

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.