Tall People jokes

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.