Take-up jokes
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
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Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
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Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.