Take-up

Take-up jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper take up gardening?

Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.

Ass

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Community

Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

I'm sick of seeing shit ass posts that have no meaning. From now on, any post that is not remotely relevant will be deleted. They take up unnecessary amounts of space and bury the important posts. I have to scroll for 2 minutes to find a chat I left yesterday. You bitchass zoomers clearly can't control yourselves and infect this website.