Take-up jokes
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
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Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more
I'm sick of seeing shit ass posts that have no meaning. From now on, any post that is not remotely relevant will be deleted. They take up unnecessary amounts of space and bury the important posts. I have to scroll for 2 minutes to find a chat I left yesterday. You bitchass zoomers clearly can't control yourselves and infect this website.
Hey I got a riddle for y’all.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more