Take-up jokes
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Community talk
how does a big ass bus fit in the same lane as a car when cars already take up sm space
Stopped bringing school drama into wje please take up in person , this is coming from sum1 with school beef a long time ago and telling ppls too KTS. COUGH COUGHHH
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more