Sweet Home Alabama jokes

What song can't orphans sing?

"Sweet Home Alabama."

What song is the most annoying for a Serb?

Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"

Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

Daddy:...

Timmy: Well come on diddy!

Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!