Suicide note jokes

When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

I laughed when I realized that my suicide letter is way longer than my sibling's college essay.

While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...