Suicide book jokes

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?

Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"