Sue-icide jokes

If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Sue-icide squad.

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

Suicide is never the answer.

Suicide is the question.

The answer is yes.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.