My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!đźŤ"
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
