Suck it up jokes

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

Life is like giving head... it always sucks.

What sucks but doesn't suck?

Vacuums!