Suck it up jokes

I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.

I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!