Straight people jokes

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

I hate straight people.

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.