Straight people jokes

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

I hate straight people.

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Daughter: Dad.

Dad: Yes honey?

Daughter: I'm lesbian.

Dad: Ok.

Daughter 2: Dad.

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

Son: I do...

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

Kid: Are you gay?

Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?