By the time I ran my wife over with my car. I had to stop for gas twice.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes so i hanged on
You are so ugly when joker saw u he stopped laughing
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dads pants. Little Johnny says "That explains what the lady next door was doing"
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
Rosex why you search that dose it mean Roblox sex kid stop
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
stop blaming bush he is white, it couldn’t have been him
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
