Stool jokes

This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.

An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"

His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.

He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"

"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"

"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"