Stool jokes

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"