So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
