Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!
"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Float like a butternut, sting like a bee.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
