I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD
How do drown a Blonde.... you put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
When Chinese baby’s are born they should put a sticker on their forehead saying “MADE FROM CHINA”.
Whats brown and sticky - a stick