Sticker jokes

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

What's brown and sticky? A stick!