Stationery jokes

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...

My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.