Stairway jokes
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
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GENESIS 28 1So Isaac called for Jacob and blessed him. Then he commanded him: “Do not marry a Canaanite woman. 2Go at once to Paddan Aram, to the house of your mother’s father Bethuel. Take a wife for yourself there, from among the daughters of Laban, your mother’s brother. 3May God Almighty bless you and make you fruitful and increase your numbers until you become a community of peoples. 4May he give you and your de… Read more