Stairway jokes
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because there was only a stairway to heaven and no lifts.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.