Stairway jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
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