SS jokes

Jack

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill.

    Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

    Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

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    • SS memes

    Water

    • It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

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    • Grandpa

    • Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.

    Me: Cool, what rank of officer?

    Jim: SS.

    Me:...

    Mississippi

    • My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

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    • SS memes

    Community talk

    • Matt, I'm making a record. This is the 2nd time i have spoken to you seriously. Can you please ban AG? He just posted Femboy pornograph. And he's made a RapBoat duplicate account, saying things such really vile while wanting us to think he's our good friend RapBoat, E.G "I like to get railed by men". Now although there is a slight difference in usernames, it's only a line that's a few pixels wide. And this is truly stressing RapBoat. In the comments I'll send an SS of the link he sent to view the porn. And I'll also send the link to the convo. Thank you

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