Sprout jokes

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.