I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
