Sport Authority jokes
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
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Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
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Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.