Sport Authority jokes

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?

Because they don't like Dick's!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?

A quarterback.