How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
How do you cook macaroni .with a shark-spoon-a-rooni
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
How do Asians name there kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
