When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
What did one skeleton say to the other? skeleton1:"I need a hand!" skeleton2:(Throws up hand) skeleton1: "That wasn't very humerus." skeleton2: "Why do you have to be so heartless." skeleton1: "At least I had the guts to tell you"
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
