I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween and then rail her in a spooky mask season
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Tits the season to be spooky.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
What’s a pedophiles favorite part of Halloween, Free Delivery.
So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;
So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
