Spook

Spook Jokes

Candy

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

Priest

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

Friend

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.