Spook jokes

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)

What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.