Spooderman jokes

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.