Speech synthesizer jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Stand? Wait. No.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.