Speech synthesizer jokes
Stand? Wait. No.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.