Sped kid jokes

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.