Sped kid jokes

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?