Sped kid jokes

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.