Special Effect jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!