Space Shuttle jokes
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋