Space Jam jokes

Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?

Because there's no space jam.

What type of jam do aliens like?

Space Jam!

What is money called in space?

Star bucks.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Why was the astronaut washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?