Southern culture jokes

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.