Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
yo mama so fat she asked for a water bed and they gave her the ocean
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
JoE mAmA sO FaT ThaT whEn sANtA cAmE tO OuR HoUsE hE sAiD " hO hO hOLy sHiT, sHe dAmN ThiCK - - " .v.
Why are orphans always so successful because when their told go big or go home they only have one option.
