SOS jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."