SOS jokes

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

You know why morning food digests so quickly.

Because it breaks fast.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Why do orphans play GTA so much?

Because they can be wanted for once.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.