SOS jokes

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.