Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Yo mama so fat she a feminist
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. pepper for a check up
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Roses Are red, violets Are blue, i prey god im not so ugly as you.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
Yo mama so stupid she thought Pillsbury was a fruit
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
