So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
So a lady came up to me today at the bank and she asked me to check her Balance so I pushed her over
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Why is my sister so annoying because
Put your own thing in
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
They laughed at my crayon drawing. So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Yo mama so fat she called dr suse and he couldn’t even rhyme back
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Yo mama so ugly, that Satan started going to church!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
