SOS jokes
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Iām back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.