SOS jokes
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"