SOS jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!