SOS jokes
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.