SOS jokes

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.