Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Your forehead is so big Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
