"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
your dads hair line was so long that he died
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
tj so far back you still couldn't find it when the deval was alive
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
follow me and heard a nois so im dead
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
your hair line go so back your forehead got a six pack
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
My dog died I'm so sad
Your forehead is so big I took a picture of it last Christmas and it’s still printing
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
