God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
SOS Jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
