SOS jokes
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.