Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
SOS Jokes
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Why donโt I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, โWhy is he putting his arm in the air?โ The historian said, โIndicators on cars didnโt exist back then so heโs probably saying take the Third Reich!โ
