New SOS Jokes - Page 89 - Worst Jokes Ever

So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"

The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."

So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

your forehead so big i bet your dreams are in Imax

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry

your hairline is so far back that i hate it🤣

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

your eyebrows and hairline is so far apart that when Dora the explorer went found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows the map couldn't even tell her.