SOS jokes

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?

You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."