SOS jokes

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...

A piece of cake.

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.